The only sicko here is you. And “under different circumstances” what, I’d be your girlfriend? Is that it? Did I make you jealous? You put me in this hellhole for no reason. Wake up Healy! Girls like me? We don’t fuck ignorant, pretentious old men with weird lesbian obsessions! We go for tall, hot girls and we fucking love it! So that leaves you on the outside, living your sad, sad little life. You don’t get me, ever! So go fuck yourself!
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